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Short s tory by Jessica Bailey
One
Afternoon Sophie, Sam, Rebecca, Megan, Jessica, Alistair and Jessie were sat in
the middle of a boring old Science lesson about solids and liquids when Miss Cockington
came round with 7 letters in plain, white envelopes with all their names on. They
didn't have a clue what or where it came from. They quickly grabbed the letters
and ripped it open and they found a letter.
The
letter said...
Hiya guys, How ya doin ?
We're from the very famous Newsletter
Land
It is so famous that we want you to come along
All ya have to do
is find the big Signposts office and
follow Newsletter Land NOT Fairytale
Land
See ya here
From ?????????
The Kids were SO excited that
they ran out of class and to the head teachers office
and they rang the bell
to go home (because everyone can't stand boring old science). All 7 of them set
off through the school gates and down the road running as fast as they could.
Soon Megan and Jessie arrived in front of the Signposts, but where were the others???
SAM? ALlSTER? SOPHIE? WHERE ARE YOU?? Megan and Jessie shouted. After awhile they
heard a familiar voice shouting 'I'm here, we are here, I'm here' (leaving in
mind it was 300 yards away which isn't far and they have already lost each other
in the last 5 minutes, how strange) At the last minute they all found each other
and set off down the RIGHT path to Newsletter Land!!!
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