Please support the

Ingol Community Associations

‘Sponsored Pavement P**s’

We would like this scheme to become an annual event, the proceeds going to the 

Crown Prosecution Service for ‘Services to the Community’

A local resident Mr. Chris Taylor has written a poem to commemorate a decision by the Crown Prosecution Service who just this week by a ridiculous decision not to prosecute a young adult for urinating in the street.

The young adult walked out of his home on Cottam Avenue, undid his trousers and exposed himself and then proceeded to urinate in the middle of the pavement in full view of a decent Ingol female resident and children on their way to the local primary school, the youth then pulled up his trouser and just walked back into his home.

The Police, who acted in a very professional way interviewed and took a statement from the Ingol resident. Needless to say this lady was clearly alarmed, distressed and upset with this indecent incident.

The Crown Prosecution Service as we all know have a knack at undermining not only the police but decent residents by lack of understanding how a community is affected by this type of behavior.

However the Ingol Community Association as forward thinking as usual have spotted a way of raising funds by proposing a ‘ Sponsored Pavement P*ss’ which we believe could put Ingol on the map as this must surely be a first in the country.

We thank the Crown Prosecution Service for giving us the opportunity to hold this fund raising scheme.
  

CRIMINALS PROTECTION SOCIETY

Do not raise your concerns should you meet
A male urinating in the street
For the CPS will rule in his favour
As no offence is meant by his behaviour

He did not take his medication
Paid for by the workers of this nation
The drugs he takes to ease the pain
Makes this poor tormented mind forget again

Those who attempt through sweat and toil
Pay the C.P.S. such crime to foil
Should bow their heads in blatant shame
For this poor man is not to blame

C. Taylor ( 2010 )

Excitement runs high in Ingol

Excitement runs high in parts of Ingol with residents taking time out to practice their art.

Here we have an Ingol resident training in the 3 categories available

.......................Accuracy..............................................Height.....................................Length with Accuracy